This isn’t to be viewed by children!
The Elf on the Shelf has given me a creative outlet that I desperately needed. Since having my second child in October 2010 I haven’t had much time or energy to craft like I used to. When Baby Rabies posted her 5 Innapropriate Elf on the Shelf ideas I was excited. Thank GOD someone else had visions of mischief beyond TPing the Christmas Tree for their Elf. I am not alone (or totally messed up).
Then she announced her contest. I already had a few ideas in my head before a contest was formed, even before her original post. I just figured I should keep them to myself. Now, I have a justifiable reason to put Wyatt, my Elf, in some very innapropriate situations. While my sons napped I turned Wyatt the Elf into Dexter Morgan from the Showtime series Dexter. If you do not watch it, short synopsis is that Dexter has a dark side that has to be satisfied by killing. He only kills murderers and very bad guys.
Presenting Dexter the Elf-
To learn how to make your Elf pose-able like mine visit my tutorial. It is beyond awesome and gives your Elf superpowers. Whether you use them for good or evil is up to you.
I realize these photos are wicked awesome but please DO NOT re-post or copy or else Dexter the Elf is coming for you next… bwahaha