Attention readers- this post is NOT intended to be viewed by children. They won’t exactly “get” it but just in case lets make sure this blog post is only being viewed by your adult eyes. There is no nudity, blood, or violence… just a little adult fetish humor for the Inappropriate Elf contest hosted by Baby Rabies. Last year I entered my Elf on the Shelf, Wyatt, who was caught impersonating Dexter the serial killer. This year he has decided to take on a more topical theme for my blog and something that I’ve encountered through the random Googles that come my way thanks to my blog’s topic: diapering.
These googles brought people to my page. This is just a small sampling of the variations of “adult diaper” wearers who find “Dirty Diaper Laundry” through Internet searches. So to honor this small sect of the population and exploit it for my own devious purposes I present to you…
Wyatt the Adult Baby.
Wyatt enjoys drinking his milk from bottles, rolling around on the ground in his baseball themed “nursery,” sleeping in his adult sized crib, and of course having his adult sized cloth diapers changed by his hired “mommy” who comes over twice a week to indulge him. He only eats pureed baby foods from airplane spoons and NEVER wants to try solids. His favorite part of being a “baby” involves having baby powder poofed onto his bottom by his “mommy.”
You can view the other hilarious Elves up to no good over at Baby Rabies and eventually vote for your favorite. I’m already a big fan of the Time Cover “Are You Elf Enough” from The Eco Friendly Family. Only visit if you want to die of laughter. I’ll also pimp my own tutorial for “hacking” you Elf on the Shelf to make them an action figure. This will definitely up your Elf antics this season.
Disclaimer: I’m neither for or against adult baby role-playing. I know it exists and as long as no actual underage children are being exploited or view for sexual purposes and all parties involved aren’t harming anyone then to each their own. So… don’t take this as me completely making fun of people or condoning it. It’s just a “thing” that has become an occupational hazard and made it’s way to light thanks to my naughty elf. Also I considered scratching the entire idea since this might cause even MORE adult cloth diaper wearers to find me via Google. After the contest I will make the post not search-able.
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